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A Very Slundy Christmas
01:17
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
a very slundy christmas
a time of joy and cheer
merry muthaslundin’ christmas
and have a fucked up new year
muthaslunda, muthaslunda
a very slundy christmas
a time of joy and cheer
merry muthaslundin’ christmas
and have a fucked up new year
muthaslunda, it’s a very slundy christmas!
2x
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Bleeding Ears
01:07
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bleeding ears, bleeding ears
bleeding all the way
oh what fun it is to be tone deaf on christmas day
hey
dashing through your ears
in a slundcore kind of way
waking all your fears
on this christmas day
bells in your head ring
‘till you can’t hear anything
oh what fun is to scream and shout
this christmas carol out
bleeding ears, bleeding ears
bleeding all the way
oh what fun it is to be tone deaf on christmas day
hey
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santa Slund is coming to town!
you better watch out
tonight you might die
better start crying
i’m telling you why
santa Slund is coming to town
santa Slund is coming to town
he’s making a list
your name’s up there
he’s gonna find you
start praying a prayer
santa Slund is coming to town
he sees you when you’re sleeping
‘cause he’s a fucking perv
he wants to kill you in your sleep
‘cause that’s what you deserve
santa Slund is coming to town
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all I want for christmas is you
to leave me alone
i can’t stand you
why can’t you leave me alone?
i’m not asking much of you
don’t call me on the phone
all I want for christmas is you
to leave me alone
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Feel The Chrismas Spirit
00:31
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feel the christmas spirit!
noise attack on christmas eve
feel the spirit, feel it now!
feel the christmas spirit!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
(the sound one makes
whilst feeling the christmas spirit)
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Merry Deafness
00:39
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i wish you a merry deafness
and a tone deaf new year
a headache I bring
to you and to your kin
a headache for christmas
and a tone deaf new year
i wish you a merry deafness
and a tone deaf new year
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Move Your Body
00:53
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do it
do it to your favourite holiday song
move your feet and your body
to the beat, come on do it
do it! do it!
move your body! move your body!
move your feet and your body
to the beat, come on do it
do it! do it! do it! do it!
move your body! move your body!
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failed musician seeking recognition
charity sells, starving kids need jingle bells
found attention with promoting hungry babies
a PR master, Jared Threatin of the 80’s
do they know Bob Geldof sucks at all?
go away with your patronising shit
you need a charity to make a fucking hit
do they have anything to eat behind the wall?
do they know Bob Geldof sucks at all?
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9. |
Let It Snow
01:03
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oh, the weather outside is frightful
but your absence is so delightful
and since you’re stuck in your home
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
it doesn’t show signs of stoppin’
and there’s none of your crazy talkin’
you turn my mood way down low
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
let it snow
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Psycho Santa
01:04
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psycho Santa returns every year
from the North Pole to bring presents of fear
psycho Santa
underneath the christmas tree
there’s blood instead of presents
watch out for the chimney
psycho Santa likes to hide inside it
psycho Santa breathes hatred
comes to spread fear
hateful grotesque scenes of sickness
prepare to die this christmas
2x
oh, psycho Santa
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last christmas
i gave you my heart
but the very next day
your body rejected it
transplant rejection
transplant rejection
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’tis the season to get slunded
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13. |
Winter Slunderland
00:34
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your ears ring, are you listening?
from the noise, your ears are blistering
a horrible sight, you’ve gone deaf tonight
suffer in the winter Slunderland
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