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A Very Slundy Christmas

by Slund

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh a very slundy christmas a time of joy and cheer merry muthaslundin’ christmas and have a fucked up new year muthaslunda, muthaslunda a very slundy christmas a time of joy and cheer merry muthaslundin’ christmas and have a fucked up new year muthaslunda, it’s a very slundy christmas! 2x
2.
bleeding ears, bleeding ears bleeding all the way oh what fun it is to be tone deaf on christmas day hey dashing through your ears in a slundcore kind of way waking all your fears on this christmas day bells in your head ring ‘till you can’t hear anything oh what fun is to scream and shout this christmas carol out bleeding ears, bleeding ears bleeding all the way oh what fun it is to be tone deaf on christmas day hey
3.
santa Slund is coming to town! you better watch out tonight you might die better start crying i’m telling you why santa Slund is coming to town santa Slund is coming to town he’s making a list your name’s up there he’s gonna find you start praying a prayer santa Slund is coming to town he sees you when you’re sleeping ‘cause he’s a fucking perv he wants to kill you in your sleep ‘cause that’s what you deserve santa Slund is coming to town
4.
all I want for christmas is you to leave me alone i can’t stand you why can’t you leave me alone? i’m not asking much of you don’t call me on the phone all I want for christmas is you to leave me alone
5.
feel the christmas spirit! noise attack on christmas eve feel the spirit, feel it now! feel the christmas spirit! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh (the sound one makes whilst feeling the christmas spirit)
6.
i wish you a merry deafness and a tone deaf new year a headache I bring to you and to your kin a headache for christmas and a tone deaf new year i wish you a merry deafness and a tone deaf new year
7.
do it do it to your favourite holiday song move your feet and your body to the beat, come on do it do it! do it! move your body! move your body! move your feet and your body to the beat, come on do it do it! do it! do it! do it! move your body! move your body!
8.
failed musician seeking recognition charity sells, starving kids need jingle bells found attention with promoting hungry babies a PR master, Jared Threatin of the 80’s do they know Bob Geldof sucks at all? go away with your patronising shit you need a charity to make a fucking hit do they have anything to eat behind the wall? do they know Bob Geldof sucks at all?
9.
Let It Snow 01:03
oh, the weather outside is frightful but your absence is so delightful and since you’re stuck in your home let it snow, let it snow, let it snow it doesn’t show signs of stoppin’ and there’s none of your crazy talkin’ you turn my mood way down low let it snow, let it snow, let it snow let it snow
10.
Psycho Santa 01:04
psycho Santa returns every year from the North Pole to bring presents of fear psycho Santa underneath the christmas tree there’s blood instead of presents watch out for the chimney psycho Santa likes to hide inside it psycho Santa breathes hatred comes to spread fear hateful grotesque scenes of sickness prepare to die this christmas 2x oh, psycho Santa
11.
last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected it transplant rejection transplant rejection
12.
’tis the season to get slunded
13.
your ears ring, are you listening? from the noise, your ears are blistering a horrible sight, you’ve gone deaf tonight suffer in the winter Slunderland

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It's a christmas miracle!
The perfect collection of smooth-jazz xMASx hits for those magic moments.
Aaaaaahhh, just sit back in front of the fire place with a nice cup of hot chocolate and enjoy this wonderful piece of art (yes, this is art).
Let the warm smooth sound embrace you like a warm blanket on a cold christmas morning. Feel the christmas spirit as this incredible masterpiece caresses your ears with its warm softness. Let it wrap your heart with a loving embrace... and so on, you get the idea.

For fans of WHAM! and Disney and other lame stuff.

Also, it's a perfect christmas gift for your grandparents.

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released December 11, 2018

out on Bruxism Record and Skitnaste Records

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