Lean Mean Slunding Machine

by Slund

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credits

released April 5, 2019

Out on Bruxism Records

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Track Name: The Slund Machine
away!
the Slund machine is moving forward
2x

you can’t stop the Slund machine, no!
Track Name: Come And Get It
earache caused by Slund!

come and get it!
Track Name: This Is Slundcore
this is slundcore, muthaslunda!

drilling in your brain
until you go insane
turn this shit up
if you give a fuck

this is slundcore, muthaslunda!
Track Name: What's Up With That?
do you know anyone who doesn’t hate U2?
me neither

they’ve been at the top for more than 30 years
despite the fact that people hate their guts

who’s buying their “music”???
what is going on???
what’s up with that?
Track Name: They
They say “what doesn’t kill you,
makes you stronger”
so i stabbed myself in the leg
it hurts like hell!

now i can’t even walk straight
and i don’t feel any stronger
i shouldn’t listen to what they say!
who the fuck are “they” anyway?!
Track Name: Le Passion Of Le Shadow
why do people in perfume commercials
always act completely retarded?
and what’s with those retarded
pseudo intellectual slogans?

le passion of le shadow
the fragrance you trust
lust in a bottle
a scent of love
Track Name: Time To Kick Ass
time to kick ass!
kick ass!
Track Name: Fighting The Dragon With The Power Of Steel
why is European metal so fucking lame?
how can an adult care about dwarves and dragons
and what the fuck is the “power of steel”?

seriously, if you’re into comedy
check out German power metal bands
you can thank me later

fighting the dragon with the power of steel
Track Name: Slund Is Coming
Slund is coming
both barrels, guns loaded

tell your neighbours
tell your friends

i will hit the ground running
and come out swingin’
you can’t stop me
i will hit the ground running
come out swingin’
Slund is coming

Slund is coming
you can’t stop it
2x

tell your neighbours
tell your friends

Slund is coming 2x
Track Name: AGR
who made you the spelling police?

i can spell how I want
shut up, go read a book!
Track Name: An Update On Your Status
you still suck!
Track Name: Hard Shit
hard hitting anti-soft shit
muthaslunda
Track Name: Who Gave You The Right
who gave you the right
to be a fucking piece of shit?
who gave you the right
to judge without self criticism?

before you judge and label others
take a good look at yourself!

just ‘cause you’re a fucking loser
doesn’t mean it’s not your fault

you’re preaching peace
but spewing hatred
you’re no better than the rest

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