1. |
The Blastoff
01:55
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Slund ‘em all
it’s the blastoff
Slund ‘em all
microphone check - one, two, what is this?
A Tribe Called Slund is “Back In Business”
no it’s not EPMD, it’s the SLUND
coming with a full length to fuck up your anatomy
you wanted this shit, now it’s here, come and get it
a longplay for your ass, this song is just to set it off
it’s the blastoff, I’m cool like the Hoff
i promise you this album’s cool, there’s not a single song ‘bout love
it’s an album full of positive vibrations, still ignored by smooth jazz stations
don’t take it all too serious, some things are meant ironically
but when i grab the mic, like INS, i bomb atomically
Yeah, and it don’t quit
i think you’re in the mood for some motherfucking Slund shit
so sit back, relax, listen to it track by track
soon you’ll see this album’s wonderfull
motherfucker, Slund ‘em all
Slund ‘em all
it’s the blastoff
Slund ‘em all
break it down
tell your friends, tell your neighbours
Slund is back
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walking through the woods
without a care in the world
oblivious, unaware
the Slund beast is waiting
attack, attack
attack of the Slund beast
2x
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3. |
Let There Be Noise
00:26
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let there be noise
keep it fast, keep it rough
200 BPM’s not enough
deadly frequency destroys
let there be noise
let there be noise
deadly frequency destroys
let there be noise
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4. |
Self Inflicted
01:09
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self inflicted mental damage
self created disadvantage
self inflicted - pain addicted
self inflicted - pain addicted
mental torture, mutilation
self harm, total devastation
self inflicted mental damage
an unconscious suicide
open wounds soaked in acid
discomfort normalized
misery by own fault
careless ways of self destruction
self inflicted - pain addicted
self inflicted - pain addicted
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5. |
Slund Cut
01:59
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i grab the mic and i tear it up, what, this is Slund cut
rough stuff, shit you can’t get enough, turn it up
the sound from below the underground
my flow won’t let go, tear you up in the first round
here it is, my dark style from the abyss
you’re dismissed as your lips get kissed by my fist
don’t resist, turn it up louder
my stuff is more addictive than that fucking white powder
lyrical executioner
wanna come and flex, muthaslunda test my stamina
test my flow, turn around and just go
don’t even look back when my mode is on attack
this is no commercial crap, no whining on a wack track
it’s the raw noisy shit known to cause a heart attack
one man rat pack, lyrical maniac
wanted dead or alive for murdering the track
yeah, i came here to bring you fear
lyrical murderer, pain for your ear
raw stuff, somewhat rough, keep your eyes shut
this is no Mickey Mouse shit, this is Slund cut
cut, Slund cut
cut, Slund cut
lyrical destruction, raw cut production
going in a noisy and grimy direction
masked face, no trace, hide in your safe space
coming through, coming through
like the invasion of “da mad face”
oh shit, the beat won’t quit
watch out for my flow as i start to spit
and i’m never coming wack with my Slund cut attack, no
you know i come correct and you know this ain’t techno
heck no, this is the real shit you’ve been waiting for
feeling like i’m Biggie when i kick in the door
cut, Slund cut
cut, Slund cut
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6. |
Ivan Drago Is Cool
00:21
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Ivan Drago should have won
nothing against Rocky,
i just think it would be fun
Ivan Drago is cool 3x
Ivan Drago’s fucking cool
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7. |
Funkyfresh Shiznit
00:39
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funky fresh shit
funkyfresh shiznit
funky fresh shit
won’t allow you to quit
funkyfresh noise dealer
an instant mood killer
funky like the Fresh Prince
call it grind or call it mince
funky, funkyfresh
if you bang your head to this
prepare to shit your pants from whiplash
funky, funkyfresh
it’s too late to fight it
it’s embedded in your flesh
funky fresh shit
funkyfresh shiznit
funky fresh shit
won’t allow you to quit
2x
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8. |
Let’s Evolve
01:15
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deep rooted aggression
spreading like cancer, growing inside
suffering morphed into silence
violence can not be the answer again
can’t we learn from past mistakes?
let’s evolve
have we really come this far just to destroy ourselves?
a violent past is no excuse to mess it up
let’s evolve!
let’s evolve
kill aggression
2x
an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind 2x
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9. |
The Slund Demon
00:56
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from the deepest depths of hell
coming with an evil noise
bringing pain in form of sound,
a basket full of torture toys
the Slund demon will possess you
he’ll live inside you
and he’ll poison you with noise
the Slund demon will posses you
there’s nothing you can do
don’t even come with Jesus
Slund demon’s not impressed
you think the mighty Slundor
is scared by some wus in a robe?
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10. |
OG Satan
01:17
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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
187 with his 666
I come with the flow straight from down below
I’m not talking about Australia, I am talking about hell, bro
I was sent by an evil entity
Sent to bring you noise by the first OG
OG Satan
Blood in - blood out
187 with his 666
OG Satan we hail thee
Manifest your noise through me
Use my body, do it quick
Let me help you make people sick
My music’s horrible, it will take you alive
And you thought nothing could be worse than Maroon 5
Well think again muthaslunda, this is hellcore
Pain in form of music that you simply can not ignore
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11. |
The Slund Shuffle
00:19
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1 2 3 4 get your booty on the floor
step up, have fun, 4 3 2 1
left kick, right kick
it looks sick, do it quick
left, right, left, right
practice ‘till you do it right
this is the Slund shuffle
not the Charleston
swing your arms from side to side like Carlton
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12. |
Dead Inside
00:31
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dead on the inside
hopes and dreams have died
future denied
only way out suicide
dead, dead, dead inside
dead, dead, dead
dead inside 2x
dead on the inside
future doesn’t look bright
stare down dead eyed
darkness swallowed all the light
dead, dead, dead inside
dead, dead, dead, dead
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13. |
Under Control
01:55
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under, under control
i’ll make you go insane
feel my pain as i take your soul
under, under control
i’ll make you go insane
you’ll be like Layne - down in a hole
crawling, falling, trapped in my mechanism
lost in noise, swaying to the Slund rhythm
it’s a slundcore noise ear terror
better turn it off now ‘cause it’s not getting better
but whatever, go and raise your blood pressure
however, don’t complain i didn’t warn ya
my agenda, to make you feel like in a blender
to grind your fucking brain into sludge, muthaslunda
under control
under control
it’s the S L U N D Y S L U N D
when i crawl inside your head, i creep ’n’ crawl like Eazy E
you never spotted me but i’m hidden in your brain
i make you listen to this shit and make you slowly go insane
in the membrane, now you’re under my domain
the noise i make is louder than a fucking jet plane
i’ve got your brain, now I’m taking your soul
soon you’ll be completely under my control
under, under control
i’ll make you go insane
feel my pain as i take your soul
under, under control
i’ll make you go insane
you’ll be like Layne - down in a hole
under, under control
4x
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contemporary art is my favorite
comedy genre
oh, that $50.000 empty canvas
represents the artist’s pain and misery
and certainly not his greed
and lack of creativity
you just don’t get it ‘cause you’re
simply not “smart” enough
you just don’t get it ‘cause you’re
head is not up your butt
up your butt
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15. |
I Don’t Care
01:35
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spare me your stupid small talk
i don’t care
i’m just going my way
i don’t care
i don’t care 2x
not interested
no, I don’t care
no, I don’t care
2x
i don’t care about sports
or the fucking weather
i don’t care about you
and your bullshit problems
i don’t care
i don’t care
leave me alone
2x
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16. |
Inhuman Noise Attack
00:54
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spraying noise into your ears like
a fucking spray can full of sound needles
it’s your own fucking choice
no one forced you
no one said to press play
i guess you’re just
one of those people who like pain
this is not intended
for human consumption
inhuman noise attack
4x
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17. |
Spoiler Alert
00:30
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i went to see Slave To The Grind
but there was no Bach
and no Monkey Business
what is this?
what is this?
2x
Slave To The Grind is not about the Skids,
spoiler alert
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i’m dying to see what you’ve been doing
you’re the centre of my attention
please let me watch your vacation photos
i have nothing better to do
i can’t sleep until i see the pictures
of your lame ass boring holiday
i really mean it
i really care
oh, this is where you’ve been?
this is where you stayed for a week?
oh, is that a church?
how fucking interesting
i really mean it
i really care
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19. |
Funky Operator
01:10
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listen to my funky fresh smooth Slund style
i’ll rip and i’ll rap and i’ll scream for a while
then i’ll leave you be unless you put me on repeat
but until then be a sport and listen to my funky beat
shamone!
i’m a funky operator
smooth and funky noise dictator
get up!
shamone!
2x
DJ Slund in full effect
feel my beat and you’ll get wrecked
SxLxUxNxDxY SxLxUxNxD and the Funky Bunch
will murder your ears in the first degree
i’m a funky operator
smooth and funky noise dictator
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20. |
A Slave To Consumerism
01:20
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consume
buy until you die
be a slave
dig your financial grave
you don’t need it but you have to have it
buy the latest version of some
crap you know you don’t need
buy it - with the money you don’t have
spend it - on some shit you know you don’t need
buy here, spend there
throw your money in the air
make it rain, spend it all
throw your money out the window
consume
buy until you die
be a slave
dig your financial grave
a slave to consumerism
locked in a mental prison
turn your brain off and consume
your existential doom
a slave to consumerism
a slave to consumerism
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21. |
Step Aside
00:46
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step aside for the tower of power
you’ll go sour when i show you your final hour
the Slund machine hits you harder than heroin
step aside to avoid your own burying
aaaaahhh step aside
step aside
space is the place
when I’m sonically killing you
make some space
step aside ‘cause I’m coming through
aaaaahhh step aside
step aside
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22. |
Slund Invaders
00:26
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Slund invaders
coming at you from space
Slund invaders
traveling through galaxies
just to shove it in your face
Slund invaders
bringing an important message
Slund invaders
traveling for lightyears
just to tell you that you suck
you suck 4x
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haha, you can’t fully enjoy life
‘cause you live by some silly
teenage scene rules
i mean, i get it, i was 16 once too
but you shouldn’t be 16 when you’re 32
but then again, go ahead
it’s not like you’re hurting anyone but yourself
you smell like teen spirit
all confused and full of prejudice
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24. |
The Slundment Day
03:23
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it’s the Slundment day, the Slundment day!
lock your doors, it’s the Slundment day
with my noise I take your hopes away
you can run but you can’t hide
ears will start to bleed tonight
noise will spread across the sky
taking away daylight
slundment day is here
full of noise and riffs of fear
put it on repeat
if you want to taste defeat
it’s the Slundment day
noise is spreading through the sky, boom biddy bye bye
better start believing that your happy days are leaving
even if you like it, if you’re some kind of noise-head
my funkyfresh smooth Slund sound will leave you braindead
it’s obscene, when I’m stepping up to the scene
Slundment day is starting, my destruction is extreme
better get some ear protection, better get some ear plugs
better protect your ears, my noise will hit you harder than hard drugs
take a pause and listen to what I say
if you’ll listen to this shit it will be your Slundment day
don’t even press play, put it down and run away
better believe what I say, don’t mess around on Slundment day
black clouds, dark skies
impending doom for humanity
deadly wall of noise
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25. |
Broken Dreams
00:27
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broken
your dreams of life are broken
not hard to understand
broken
your dreams of life have shattered
kiss your sweet life goodbye
broken, broken
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26. |
Move And Groove
00:38
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move and groove and shake your body
do it now!
do it!
move your fucking body
do the Slund shuffle with me
move your fucking body
move and groove and shake it, go
move and groove
shake your body
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27. |
Endgame
01:00
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what’s all this hatred going to bring you?
what’s your endgame?
your endgame
i think you’re only trying to hide the fact
you’re stupid and lame
what’s your endgame?
what’s your endgame?
barking at the wall
you’ll get bitten at the end
hard to hear the call
when you’re deaf to reason, my friend
what’s your endgame?
your endgame
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28. |
Clever Insulter
00:43
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i offer seats to 50 year olds on the bus
it’s a great way to pretend that you’re just being nice
while really you’re just offending people
they can’t be mad
you’re just being friendly
but deep inside they are offended
‘cause you just assumed they’re old
clever insulter
use your head to insult people
clever insulter
you didn’t go to school for nothing
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29. |
Sounds Of Chaos
00:11
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sounds of chaos
sounds of pain
total chaos
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30. |
Prescription Junkie
02:08
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something’s wrong with the world today
but i guess that’s the price we pay
for sweeping problems under the rug
instead of dealing with it
just take a prescription drug
become a zombie
government funded junkie
something’s wrong with the world today
braindead zombies on display
not like you matter anyway
let your conscience fade away
dig your grave
government funded slave
become a zombie
government funded junkie
something’s wrong with the world today
braindead zombies on display
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