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The Real Shiznit
00:15
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this is the real shiznit
alright motherslunder, this is the real shit
time to put the kids to bed
brace yourself for what’s to come
this is the real shiznit
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showing off’s the way to go
fix the wig before the show
lame puffy shirt, check
but no fucking donuts!
in the last resort
playing guitar like it’s a sport
show and tell for nerdy robots
Yngwie doesn’t like donuts!
Yngwie doesn’t want a single donut
Yngwie’s tour bus buffet’s free of donuts
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3. |
Chakra Cleansing Party
01:14
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this song’s tuned exactly to the frequency of your body chakras,
specially the 3rd one
so put on your yoga pants and get into position
let’s get this esoteric cleansing party started
breathe in deeply and focus on the warm sound
this song will definitely calm your fucking nerves down
sit back, relax and maybe even take a nap
get in touch with your emotions and all that esoteric crap
chakra cleansing
chakra cleansing party
2x
come be enlightened 2x
chakra cleansing
can you feel the positive energy?
chakra cleansing
are your chakras aligned?
chakra party
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4. |
Forceful Helper
00:42
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i help grannies cross the street
when they don’t want it
forceful helper
they don’t know it
but the other side is
so much better
forceful helper
some of them don’t cooperate
such ungrateful behaviour
forceful helper
at your service
you don’t have an option
i will help you cross the street
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5. |
Pill Cosby
00:15
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pill Cosby
Pill Cosby
not so family friendly after all
hey hey hey
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asleep and unconscious
obsessed with total nonsense
a lame, dull existence
eyes on the smartphone all day
swipe your boredom away
do you really care what the cast of The Goonies looks like now?
zombie (check your profile)
check your (check your profile)
profile (check your profile)
you haven’t shared any shit in a while
asleep and unconscious
obsessed with total nonsense
a lame and dull existence
of brain-dead stupid people
smart phones - stupid people
2x
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7. |
'S Wonderful
00:11
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oh listen, what beauty, what graceful aesthetic
charming, delightful and truly poetic
’s wonderful, ’s marvelous
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8. |
The Lowest Of The Low
00:53
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psychopathic moron
the lowest of the low
deadbeat loser
you’re the lowest of the low
the lowest of the low
do you ever think of anybody
other than your stupid self?
thinking requires a brain
something you don’t have
psychopathic brainless moron
2x
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